Sunday, December 27, 2009

Best Christmas Ever

Hey Kids,

I just wanted to tell you all about the wonderful Christmas I had.

Thursday - Christmas Eve:
I begin experiencing severe stomach pain about mid-day. The pain does not stop. I resolve to go to the hospital if it does not go away by morning. I barely sleep.

Friday - Christmas Morning:
Pain is still going strong. My girlfriend and I decide not to wait till mid-day to go get diagnosed. We head to a local diagnostic place that if I did not have something terrible, would be cheaper than going to the ER. Turns out my appendix was mutinying. We go to a real emergency room. Diagnostic place charges us nothing (Sweet).

Painkillers are given. I am unable to give a urine sample due probably to dehydration for several hours. I do manage to eventually pee in a bottle.

There is a surgery which, for those of you who aren't familiar with anesthetics, happens without me realizing it. I am down 1 appendix.

I sleep in the hospital.

Saturday:
I wake up in the hospital. I eat hospital food. I am constantly checked on. I am discharged and given instructions on how to best recover from the surgery.

Best Christmas Ever

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Merry Christmas


This is a post about the tiny Christmas tree I have constructed. It is made from a grocery bag, a jarritos soda bottle, some contruction paper, and wrapping paper. Clearly, this is the most glorious thing to ever grace humanity. You weep in wake of this wondrous creation, yes? It's certainly not something you'd expect out of a kindergarten craft project. Certainly and positively not. Perish the thought, if that though even crosses your mind in the first place.

In other news, have I mentioned MSPA on this blog? If I haven't, please do direct your favored browser over to http://www.MSPaintAdventures.com/ .

This end today's broadcast. See you after some pleasant holidays.